The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda’ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Sunan Abi Dawud 66
The Hadiths record unusual aspects of Muhammad’s behavior and statements that might lead one to think he had a mental problem. For instance, he testified that Moses had a scrotal hernia and once chased a stone that had run away with his clothes. When Moses finally caught up with the thievish stone, he beat it excessively, leaving marks on it. Imagine a man running with legs astride because of a scrotal hernia. Muhammad also testified that the penis of his god Allah is uncircumcised, and that the penis of John the Baptist was as thin as straw, among other things. The following are some of Muhammad’s unusual actions and questionable teachings;
1. MUHAMMAD WORE HIS WIVES’ DRESS, AND REVELATION ONLY CAME WHEN HE WORE AISHA’S DRESS
[Sahih al-Bukhari 2581] “. . . Umm Salamah spoke to him about what they had said, but he did not say anything to her, so they asked her. She said, “He did not say anything to me.” So they said to her, “Speak to him.” She said, so she spoke to him when he turned to her again, but he did not say anything to her, so they asked her. She said, “He did not say anything to me.” So they said to her, “Speak to him until he speaks to you.” So he turned to her and she spoke to him. He said to her, “Do not trouble me about Aisha, for the revelation did not come to me while I was wearing the clothing of a woman other than Aisha.” She said, “I repent to God for whoever harmed you, O Messenger of God.” . . . “
2. MUHAMMAD SPAT WATER AT A LITTLE BOY
[Sahih al-Bukhari 77] Mahmood bin Rabi narrates, “When I was a boy of five, I remember, the Prophet took water from a bucket (used far getting water out of a well) with his mouth and threw it on my face.
3. MUHAMMAD TESTIFIED THAT MOSES HAD SCROTAL HERNIA, AND RAN AFTER THE STONE THAT STOLE HIS CLOTHES, THEN BEAT IT EXCESSIVELY
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, ‘The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, “My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone.” Abu Huraira added, “By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating.”
4. MUHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT ALLAH HAS A PENIS WHICH IS UNCIRCUMCISED
[Sahih al-Bukhari 6524 & 6525] Narrated Ibn `Abbas: The Prophet said, “You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, walking on feet, and uncircumcised.”
5. MUHAMMAD SAID THAT THE PENIS OF JOHN THE BAPTIST IS AS THIN AS STRAW
[The Quran and its Interpreters, vol. II: The House of Imran: (State University of New York Press (SUNY), Albany, 1992, p. 109)]
“… ‘Everyone of the sons of Adam shall come on the day of resurrection with a sin [of sexual impropriety], except Yahya (John the Baptist) b. Zechariah.’ Then, picking up a tiny straw, he continued, ‘This is because his generative organ was no bigger than this straw”
6. MUHAMAMD SAID THAT THE HELLFIRE COMPLAINED TO ALLAH
[Sahih al-Bukhari 3260] Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “The (Hell) Fire complained to its Lord saying, ‘O my Lord! My different parts eat up each other.’ So, He allowed it to take two breaths, one in the winter and the other in summer, and this is the reason for the severe heat and the bitter cold you find (in weather).”
7. MUHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT SATAN URINATES IN A MAN’S EAR
[Sahih al-Bukhari 1144] Narrated ‘Abdullah : A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h.) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”
8. A WATER MIXED WITH DEAD DOGS AND MENSTRUAL BLOOD IS STILL PURE FOR MUHAMMAD
[Sunan Abi Dawud Book 66] Narrated AbuSa’id al-Khudri: The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda’ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
9. MUHAMMAD BELIEVED THAT THERE ARE MOUNTAINS AND SUPERGIANT GOATS IN THE OUTERSPACE
Narrated Al-Abbas ibn AbdulMuttalib: I was sitting in al-Batha with a company among whom the Messenger of Allah was sitting, when a cloud passed above them. The Messenger of Allah looked at it and said: What do you call this? They said: Sahab. He said: And muzn? They said: And muzn. He said: And anan? They said: And anan. AbuDawud said: I am not quite confident about the word anan. He asked: Do you know the distance between Heaven and Earth? They replied: We do not know. He then said: The distance between them is seventy-one, seventy-two, or seventy-three years. The heaven which is above it is at a similar distance (going on till he counted seven heavens). Above the seventh heaven there is a sea, the distance between whose surface and bottom is like that between one heaven and the next. Above that there are eight mountain goats the distance between whose hoofs and haunches is like the distance between one heaven and the next. Then Allah, the Blessed and the Exalted, is above that.
10. MUHAMMAD BELIEVED THAT THE BLACK STONE WILL HAVE EYES TO SEE AND TONGUE TO SPEAK ON THE RESURRECTION
[Sunan Ibn Majah 2944] It was narrated that Sa’eed bin Jubair said: I heard Ibn ‘Abbas say: The Messenger of Allah said: “This Stone will be brought on the Day of Resurrection, and it will be given two eyes with which to see, and a tongue with which to speak, and it will bear witness for those who touched it in sincerity.”
11. MUHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT SATAN ALSO FARTS LOUDLY
[Sahih al-Bukhari 608]“Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s apostle said, ‘When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and farts with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed.’”
11. MUHAMMAD ADVISED A MUSLIMA TO BREASTFEED AN ADULT MAN TEN TIMES
[Sunan Ibn Majah 1943] It was narrated that ‘Aishah said: “Sahlah bint Suhail came to the Prophet and said: ‘O Messenger of Allah, I see signs of displeasure on the face of Abu Hudhaifah when Salim enters upon me.” The Prophet said: “Breastfeed him.” She said: “How can I breastfeed him when he is a grown man? The Messenger of Allah smiled and said: “I know that he is a grown man.” So she did that, then she came to the Prophet and said: “I have never seen any signs of displeasure on the face of Abu Hudhayfah after that.” And he was present at (the battle of) Badr.
12. MUHAMMAD MARRIED A SIX-YEAR CHILD AND HAD SEX WITH HER AT 9 YEARS OLD
[Sunan Abi Dawud 2121] Aisha said: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: Or six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.
[Sunan an-Nasa’i 3378] It was narrated that ‘Aishah said: “The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six, and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.”
13. MUHAMMAD BELIEVED THAT THERE ARE EVER-TIGHT VAGINAS AND EVER-ERECT PENISES IN ALLAH’S PARADISE
[Sunan Ibn Majah 4337] It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah said: “There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”
[Sunan Ibn Majah, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39] “Abu Umama narrated: “The Messenger of God said, ‘Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis”
[Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur’an, p. 351] Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
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