ALLAH IS SEXUAL

Allah is a sexual type of god according to Islamic Scriptures, to prove;

1.) MUHAMMAD SAW THE UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS OF ALLAH 

[Sahih al-Bukhari 6525] Narrated by Ibn ‘Abbas: I heard Allah’s Apostle while he was delivering a sermon on a pulpit, saying, “You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, and uncircumcised.” 

2.) ALLAH HAS FULL-BREASTED FEMALE SLAVES CLOSELY GUARDED IN HIS PAVILIONS 

[Quran 55:70-74] Wherein (are found) the good and beautiful – Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? – Fair ones, close-guarded in pavilions – Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched

[Quran 78:33] and full-breasted women of equal age 

COMMENT: Why Allah imprisons sexually-attractive girls in His pavillion? And what He is doing to these sexy slaves? 

3.) ALLAH CANNOT HAVE A SON BECAUSE HE HAS NO WIFE 

[Quran 6:101] He is the Originator of the heavens and the earth. How can He have a son when He never had a wife? He created everything, and He knows everything

COMMENT: The reason why Allah cannot beget a son is because He has no wife. Therefore, if Allah has a wife He could have children 

4.) ALLAH CAN HAVE SEXUAL DIVERSION WITH THE HOURIS OR ANGELS IN HIS JANNAH IF HE WANTS TO 

[Quran 21:17] Had We intended to take a pastime (i.e. a wife or a son, etc.), We could surely have taken it from Us, if We were going to do (that).

Al-Jalalyn commentary: 

Had We desired to find some diversion, that which provides diversion, in the way of a partner or a child, We would have found it with Ourselves, from among the beautiful-eyed houris or angels, were We to do [so]. But We did not do so, thus We never desired it. 

Ibn Abbas commentary:

. . if We wished to have a wife; and it is also said that this means: if We wished to have children, (We could have found it in Our presence) from Us from among the maidens of Paradise (if We ever did) and We will never do this. 

COMMENT: This means that Allah can have sex with the houris and angels in His Jannah. And He can impregnate them so as to beget children, only that He will never do this. 

5.) ALLAH SAID VIA MUHAMMAD THAT THE VAGINAS OF THE HOURIS AND ANGELS IN HIS PARADISE ARE UTTERLY DELICIOUS

[Sunan Ibn Majah 4337]

“Abu Umama narrated: “The Messenger of Allah said, ‘Everyone that Allah admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the (female) dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis” 

[Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur’an, p. 351]

Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas. 

COMMENT: Allah finds the vaginas of the girls in Jannah and Hell utterly delicious. This indicates that He had tasted the vaginas of these girls, and He can be sexually aroused. 

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