Ridiculous and Superstitious Teachings of Islam #2

QUOTED FROM HADITHS 

1.) MUHAMMAD’S MOTHER’S VAGINA EMITTED A GREAT LIGHT WHEN HE CAME OUT

[sirat ibn hisham 166] When the prophet came out of his mothers vagina, the light covered the east and the west which reached all the way to Sham (Syria today) 

COMMENT: This is a great lie and hilarious, to think that a mouth of vagina can produce an enormous light as extensive as a continent to be able to cover the east and the west countries of Saudi Arabia. This is posted in the official site of Saudi Arabia namely AL ISLAM. I could not believe Muslim leaders still superstitious until now, it even appears that they flaunt this supposed miracle.

2.) DELICIOUS VAGINAS AND EVER-ERECT PENISES IN ALLAH’S PARADISE

[Sunan Ibn Majah, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39]

“Abu Umama narrated: “The Messenger of God said, ‘Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis” 

[Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur’an, p. 351]

Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas. 

COMMENT: This is so laughable and sexually vulgar. In Matthew 22:30, Jesus says that people will be like angels in Heaven, thus we will have no flesh in there. A spirit has no flesh, it is only the carnal body that desires sex due to hormones. Sex organ and anus are put by God in the flesh for procreation and discharges only. Moreover, the above passage is disturbing because Allah’s chosen people will be awarded with 70 female dwellers of Hell. How could the dwellers of Paradise and hell be united? God ejected Satan and his allies from Heaven because He hates sinners. This is the reason why He will separate the good people and throw the bad people into the unquenchable fire [Matthew 3:12]. What is the use of separating the good ones from the bad ones if God will put them together in the end? In the Bible, hell and Paradise are separated by a great chasm that no man can go across them [Luke 16:26]. 

3.) ALLAH HAS A PENIS WHICH IS NOT CIRCUMCISED  

[Bukhari Volume 8, Book 76, Number 531 & 532] Narrated by Ibn ‘Abbas
I heard Allah’s Apostle while he was delivering a sermon on a pulpit, saying, “You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, and uncircumcised.”

COMMENT: This is a big blasphemy against the god of Islam, no sane prophet could ever say this to his lord. Muhammad imagined that Allah has penis and afraid to circumcise it. The prophet of Islam has no fear in throwing laughable statement to Allah. Why? because in his heart, Allah is not God.

4.) THE PENIS OF JOHN THE BAPTIST IS AS THIN AS STRAW 

[The Quran and its Interpreters, vol. II: The House of Imran: (State University of New York Press (SUNY), Albany, 1992, p. 109)]

“… ‘Everyone of the sons of Adam shall come on the day of resurrection with a sin [of sexual impropriety], except Yahya (John the Baptist) b. Zechariah.’ Then, picking up a tiny straw, he continued, ‘This is because his generative organ was no bigger than this straw” 

COMMENT: This is how the mind of the prophet of Islam works. No messenger of God could ever say such a hilarious, lying, and degrading statement toward his fellow messenger.

5.) SATAN FARTS LOUDLY

[Bukhari Volume 1, Book 11, Number 582]

“Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s apostle said, ‘When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and farts with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed.’” 

COMMENT: Certainly, Muhammad was not only brutal and sexually addicted, but also a funny man. He keeps telling hilarious statements for his audience to laugh, and the people in his time took those seriously. Try to tell your friends that Satan also farts loudly, they will burst into laughter for sure.

6.) A GOAT ATE THE KORANIC VERSE OF BREASTFEEDING AN ADULT MAN

[Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 1944] It was narrated that ‘Aishah said: “The Verse of stoning and of breastfeeding an adult ten times was revealed, and the paper was with me under my pillow. When the Messenger of Allah died, we were preoccupied with his death, and a tame sheep came in and ate it.”

7.) A MUSLIM’S PRAYER IS NOT ACCEPTED IF HE FARTS

[Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137] “Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s messenger said, ‘The Salat (prayer) of a person who does Hadath (passes urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs (repeats) the ablution.’ A person from Hadramout asked Abu Huraira, ‘What is Hadath?’ Abu Huraira replied, ‘Hadath means the passing of wind from the anus.’”

8.) SATAN URINATES A MAN’S EAR

[Bukhari Volume 2, Book 21, Number 245] Narrated ‘Abdullah : A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h.) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”

9.) SATAN URINATES AND DEFECATES YOUR NOSE

[Hadith, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516] In the morning wash your nose from inside as Satan urinates and defecates inside while spending the night there. Otherwise you will have runny nose all day besides possible nose infections.

10.) THE SUN RISES BETWEEN THE ANTLERS OF SATAN

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 494] Narrated Ibn Umar: Allah’s Apostle said, “When the (upper) edge of the sun appears (in the morning), don’t perform a prayer till the sun appears in full, and when the lower edge of the sun sets, don’t perform a prayer till it sets completely. And you should not seek to pray at sunrise or sunset for the sun rises between the antlers of the head of Satan.”

11.) MOSES HAS SCROTAL HERNIA AND BEAT A STONE THAT RAN AWAY HIS CLOTHES

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277]

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, ‘The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, “My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone.” Abu Huraira added, “By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating.”

12.) THE BLACK STONE IS THE RIGHT HAND OF ALLAH

[Shaykh’ul Islam Ibn Taymiyyah, Majma’ul Fatawa, 6/397-398; Ibn Taymiyyah Expounds on Islam]

“The Black Stone is the right hand of Allah on earth; whoever touches it or kisses it, it is as if he shakes hands with Allah and kisses His right hand.” 

13.) THE BLACK STONE CAN ERASE THE SINS OF MUSLIMS

[At-Tirmidhi, Sunan, hadith no. 959]

Ibn `Umar (may Allah be pleased with him) quoted the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) as saying: “Touching them both (the Black Stone and Ar-Rukn Al-Yamani) is an expiation for one’s sins.” 

[Jami` at-Tirmidhi 877, Book 9, Hadith 70]

Ibn Abbas narrated that: The Messenger of Allah said: “The Black Stone descended from the Paradise, and it was more white than milk, then it was blackened by the sins of the children of Adam.”

14.) THE BLACK STONE WILL HAVE EYES TO SEE AND TONGUE TO SPEAK ON THE RESURRECTION

[Sunan Ibn Majah, Book of Hajj Rituals, Hadith 2944]

It was narrated that Sa’eed bin Jubair said:  I heard Ibn ‘Abbas say: The Messenger of Allah said: “This Stone will be brought on the Day of Resurrection, and it will be given two eyes with which to see, and a tongue with which to speak, and it will bear witness for those who touched it in sincerity.”

15.) A STONE SALUTED MUHAMMAD 

[Sahih Muslim Volume 30, Book 56, Number 54] Jabir b. Samura reported: Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: I recognise the stone in Mecca which used to pay me salutations before my advent as a Prophet and I recognise that even now.

16.) AN INFORMANT TREE OF MUHAMMAD 

[Sahih Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 199] Narrated ‘Abdur-Rahman: “I asked Masruq, ‘Who informed the Prophet about the Jinns at the night when they heard the Qur’an?’ He said, ‘Your father ‘Abdullah informed me that a tree informed the Prophet about them.’” 

17.) INFORMANT STONES AND TREES OF MUSLIMS 

[Sahih Muslim 41:6985 & Sahih Bukhari 4, Book 56, Number 791] 

Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews. 

18.) A PALM-TREE CRIED LIKE A CHILD BECAUSE IT LONGED FOR MUHAMMAD’S SERMON

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 56, Number 784] Narrated Jabir bin ‘Abdullah: The Prophet used to stand by a tree or a date-palm on Friday. Then an Ansari woman or man said. “O Allah’s Apostle! Shall we make a pulpit for you?” He replied, “If you wish.” So they made a pulpit for him and when it was Friday, he proceeded towards the pulpit (for delivering the sermon). The date-palm cried like a child! The Prophet descended (the pulpit) and embraced it while it continued moaning like a child being quieted. The Prophet said, “It was crying for (missing) what it used to hear of religious knowledge given near to it.”

19.) ANUS SHOULD BE CLEANED WITH ODD NUMBER OF STONES

[Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 162] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Whoever performs ablution should clean his nose with water by putting the water in it and then blowing it out, and whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with odd number of stones.”

20.) MUHAMMAD’S FOLLOWER GAVE HIM DRIED DUNG FOR WIPING HIS ANUS

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 158] Narrated ‘Abdullah: The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could not find it. So took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, “This is a filthy thing.”

21.) THE BONE AND ANIMAL DUNG ARE FOOD FOR THE JINNS 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 200]

The Prophet said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.” Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, “What about the bone and the animal dung?” He said, “They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me—and how nice those Jinns were—and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them.” 

22.) DON’T CLEAN YOUR PRIVATE PARTS WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND

[Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 155] Narrated Abu Qatada: Allah’s Apostle said, “Whenever anyone of you drinks water, he should not breathe in the drinking utensil, and whenever anyone of you goes to a lavatory, he should neither touch his penis nor clean his private parts with his right hand.” 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 156] Narrated Abu Qatada: The Prophet said, “Whenever anyone of you makes water he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand. (And while drinking) one should not breathe in the drinking utensil.” 

23.) ANGEL GABRIEL HAS 600 WINGS

[Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 455 7] “Narrated Ibn Masûd: He (Ibn Masûd) said that the prophet had seen Jibrael (Gabriel) having 600 wings.” 

24.) ONE OF THE WINGS OF A HOUSEFLY HAS A DISEASE AND THE OTHER HAS THE CURE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said “If a housefly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.” 

25.) ANGELS DON’T ENTER YOUR HOUSE WITH A PICTURE OF DOG

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 539] Narrated by Abu Talha: The Prophet said, “Angels do not enter a house which has either a dog or a picture in it.”

26.) KEEPING A DOG WILL DEDUCT A MAN’S REWARD IN PARADISE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 541] Narrated Abu Huraira] Allah’s Apostle said, “If somebody keeps a dog, he loses one Qirat (of the reward) of his good deeds every day, except if he keeps it for the purpose of agriculture or for the protection of livestock.” 

27.) A DOG, DONKEY, AND WOMAN CAN ANNUL A PRAYER

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 9, Number 490] Narrated ‘Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman.” I said, “You have made us (women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.” 

COMMENT: . . . “You have made us (women) dogs . . . I disliked to face him . . . Even Aisha had sensed the stupidity of Muhammad’s teaching, she disliked him for treating Women as animals. I hope Muslim women can now realize how Islamic teachings dehumanize them. The God Yahweh treats a man and woman equally.

28.) A MAN CAN ENTER INTO PARADISE BY PROVIDING A DOG WITH WATER

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 174]

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “A man saw a dog eating mud from (the severity of) thirst. So, that man took a shoe (and filled it) with water and kept on pouring the water for the dog till it quenched its thirst. So Allah approved of his deed and made him to enter Paradise.” And narrated Hamza bin ‘Abdullah: My father said. “During the lifetime of Allah’s Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques (come and go), nevertheless they never used to sprinkle water on it (urine of the dog.)” 

29.) A PROSTITUTE WILL BE FORGIVEN IF SHE GIVES WATER TO A THIRSTY DOG

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 538] Narrated by Abu Huraira:  Allah’s Apostle said, “A prostitute was forgiven by Allah, because, passing by a panting dog near a well and seeing that the dog was about to die of thirst, she took off her shoe, and tying it with her head-cover she drew out some water for it. So, Allah forgave her because of that.”

30.) THE BLACK DOG IS SATAN

[Sunan Ibn Majah 952] It was narrated from ‘Abdullah bin Samit from Abu Dharr, that the Prophet (ﷺ) said: “The prayer is severed by a woman, a donkey, and a black dog, if there is not something like the handle of a saddle in front of a man.” I (‘Abdullah) said: “What is wrong with a black dog and not a red one?” He (Abu Dharr) said: ‘I asked the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) the same question, and he said: “The black dog is a Shaitan (satan).”

31.) IF A PERSON YAWNS, SATAN WILL LAUGH BECAUSE YAWNING IS FROM HIM

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say, “Ha”, Satan will laugh at him.”

32.) SATAN DOESN’T HARM AN OFFSPRING IF A COUPLE WILL PRAY BEFORE THEIR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 143] Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas: The Prophet said, “If anyone of you on having sexual relations with his wife said (and he must say it before starting) ‘In the name of Allah. O Allah! Protect us from Satan and also protect what you bestow upon us (i.e. the coming offspring) from Satan, and if it is destined that they should have a child then, Satan will never be able to harm that offspring.”

33.) THE HELLFIRE COMPLAINS TO ALLAH

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 482] Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “The (Hell) Fire complained to its Lord saying, ‘O my Lord! My different parts eat up each other.’ So, He allowed it to take two breaths, one in the winter and the other in summer, and this is the reason for the severe heat and the bitter cold you find (in weather).”

34.) FEVER IS FROM THE HEAT OF HELL

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 619] Narrated Nazi’: Abdullah bin ‘Umar said, “The Prophet said, ‘Fever is from the heat of Hell, so put it out (cool it) with water.’ “ Nafi’ added: ‘Abdullah used to say, “O Allah! Relieve us from the punishment,” (when he suffered from fever). 

35.) YOUR HEELS WILL GO TO HELL WHILE YOUR BODY WILL GO TO PARADISE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 164] Narrated ‘Abdullah bin ‘Amr: The Prophet remained behind us on a journey. He joined us while we were performing ablution for the ‘Asr prayer which was over-due and we were just passing wet hands over our feet (not washing them thoroughly) so he addressed us in a loud voice saying twice orthriae, “Save your heels from the fire.”

36.) WOMEN ARE DEFICIENT IN INTELLIGENCE AS EVIDENCED BY TWO FEMALE WITNESSES EQUAL TO ONE MALE WITNESS, AND WOMEN ARE DEFICIENT IN RELIGION AS EVIDENCED BY THEIR MENSES

[Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 6, Number 301]

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: Once Allah’s Apostle went out to the Musalla (to offer the prayer) o ‘Id-al-Adha or Al-Fitr prayer. Then he passed by the women and said, “O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women).” They asked, “Why is it so, O Allah’s Apostle ?” He replied, “You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you.” The women asked, “O Allah’s Apostle! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?” He said, “Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?” They replied in the affirmative. He said, “This is the deficiency in her intelligence. Isn’t it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses?” The women replied in the affirmative. He said, “This is the deficiency in her religion.” 

37.) MAJORITY OF WOMEN WILL GO TO HELL

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 124] Narrated Usama: The Prophet said, “I stood at the gate of Paradise and saw that the majority of the people who entered it were the poor, while the wealthy were stopped at the gate (for the accounts). But the companions of the Fire were ordered to be taken to the Fire. Then I stood at the gate of the Fire and saw that the majority of those who entered it were women.” 

38.) A WOMAN IS CROOKED LIKE A RIB THAT WILL CRACK IF YOU STRAIGHTEN IT

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 113 & 114] Abu Huraira has handed down to us: Allah’s Apostle said, “Woman is like a rib; if you attempt to straighten her out, she cracks. Thus, if you wish to profit from her, do it while she is still crooked.”

39.) A CAT CAN SEND A WOMAN TO HELL

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 535] Narrated by Ibn ‘Umar: The Prophet said, “A woman entered the (Hell) Fire because of a cat which she had tied, neither giving it food nor setting it free to eat from the vermin of the earth.” 

40.) CLIPPING A WOMAN’S CLITORIS CAN PROTECT HER FROM HELLFIRE

[Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5251] Circumcision keeps a woman from doing hanky-panky thus protecting her from hellfire.

41.) ALLAH  MAY TRANSFORM A MUSLIM’S HEAD INTO THAT OF A DONKEY IF HE RAISES HIS HEAD BEFORE AN IMAM

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 11, Number 660] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Isn’t he who raises his head before the Imam afraid that Allah may transform his head into that of a donkey?” 

42.) A SNAKE WITH TWO LINES ON ITS BACK CAN CAUSE BLINDNESS AND ABORTION

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 527] Narrated by ‘Aisha: the Prophet said, “Kill the snake with two white lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion.”

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 529] Narrated Abu Mulaika: Ibn Umar used to kill snakes, but afterwards he forbade their killing and said, “Once the Prophet pulled down a wall and saw a cast-off skin of a snake in it. He said, ‘Look for the snake. ‘They found it and the Prophet said, “Kill it.” For this reason I used to kill snakes. Later on I met Abu Lubaba who told me the Prophet said, ‘Do not kill snakes except the short-tailed or mutilated-tailed snake with two white lines on its back, for it causes abortion and makes one blind. So kill it.’ 

43.) SOME SNAKES ARE JINNS, AND THEY SHOULD BE WARNED THREE TIMES OR ELSE THEY WILL BE KILLED

[Abu Dawud, Book 41, Hadith 5236] AbuSa’id al-Khudri said: The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: Some snakes are jinn; so when anyone sees one of them in his house, he should give it a warning three times. If it return (after that), he should kill it, for it is a devil. 

44.) WHOEVER KEEPS A HORSE WILL BE REWARDED OF PARADISE DUE TO ITS DUNG AND URINE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 105] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “If somebody keeps a horse in Allah’s Cause motivated by his faith in Allah and his belief in His Promise, then he will be rewarded on the Day of Resurrection for what the horse has eaten or drunk and for its dung and urine.”

45.) A MISCHIEF SALAMANDER 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 525] Narrated by Aisha:  The Prophet called the Salamander, a mischief-doer. I have not heard him ordering that it should be killed. Sad bin Waqqas claims that the Prophet ordered that it should be killed.  

46.) ADULTEROUS SHE-MONKEY WAS PUNISHED BY STONING

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188] Narrated ‘Amr bin Maimun: During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too stoned it along with them 

47.) SUPERGIANT ADAM

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 55, Number 543 & Volume 8, Book 74, Number] “Narrated Abu Huraira: The prophet said, ‘Allah created Adam in his image sixty cubits (about 30 meters) in height… Since then the creation of Adam’s (offspring) (i.e., stature of human beings) is being diminished continuously up to the present time.’” 

48.) SUPERGIANT PEOPLE IN ALLAH’S PARADISE

[Volume Book 55, Number 544] “Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s apostle said, ‘The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk… Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall (about 30 meters) in height.’ 

49.) SUPERGIANT MOUNTAIN GOATS IN SPACE

[Sunan Abu Dawud 40:4705/ Hadith 4723]

Narrated Al-Abbas ibn AbdulMuttalib: I was sitting in al-Batha with a company among whom the Messenger of Allah was sitting, when a cloud passed above them. The Messenger of Allah looked at it and said: What do you call this? They said: Sahab. He said: And muzn? They said: And muzn. He said: And anan? They said: And anan. AbuDawud said: I am not quite confident about the word anan. He asked: Do you know the distance between Heaven and Earth? They replied: We do not know. He then said: The distance between them is seventy-one, seventy-two, or seventy-three years. The heaven which is above it is at a similar distance (going on till he counted seven heavens). Above the seventh heaven there is a sea, the distance between whose surface and bottom is like that between one heaven and the next. Above that there are eight mountain goats the distance between whose hoofs and haunches is like the distance between one heaven and the next. Then Allah, the Blessed and the Exalted, is above that. 

50.) IF YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM JUST SPIT THRICE ON YOUR LEFT, AND ALLAH WILL PROTECT YOU 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 9, Book 87, Number 124] Narrated Abu Qatada: The Prophet said, “A good dream is from Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan. So whoever has seen (in a dream) something he dislike, then he should spit without saliva, thrice on his left and seek refuge with Allah from Satan, for it will not harm him, and Satan cannot appear in my shape.”

51.) MUHAMMAD BLEW WATER FROM HIS MOUTH AT THE MUSLIMS FOR THEM TO DRINK AND WASH THEIR FACES AS GOOD TIDINGS

[Sahih Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 59, Number 617] “Narrated Abu Musa: Then the prophet asked for a drinking bowl containing water and washed his hands and face in it, and then took a mouthful of water and threw it therein saying (to us), ‘Drink (some of it) and pour (some) over your faces and chests and be happy at the good tidings.’” 

52.) MUHAMMAD’S HOLY SPITTLE USED AS LOTION BY MUSLIMS

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 3, Book 50, Number 891] “By Allah, whenever Allah’s apostle spat, the spittle would fall in the hand of one of them [i.e. the prophet’s companions] who would rub it on his face and skin.” 

COMMENT: This is so yucky, I doubt if there are still Muslims of today who are ready to rub another’s spittle on their face and skin. Even to rub our own spittle on our face is already loathsome. As you can observe, Islam is derived from superstition. Had divine intervention really guided Muhammad, he should not have done this.

53.) WASTE WATER FROM MUHAMMAD’S BODY USED BY MUSLIMS AS HOLY LOTION

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 187 & 188] “Narrated Abu Juhaifa: Allah’s messenger came to us at noon and water for ablution was brought to him. After he had performed ablution, the remaining water was taken by the people and they started smearing their bodies with it (as a blessed thing).”

54.) MUHAMMAD SPAT A BOY

[Bukhari Kitabul Ilm volume 2, hadith 77 & Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 3, Number 77] Mahmood bin Rabi narrates, “I still remember when I was five years old, the Holy Prophet rinsed his mouth and then spat the water into mine” 

55.) A CHILD SWALLOWED MUHAMMAD’S SALIVA

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 249] Narrated Aisha: The first child who was born in the Islamic Land (i.e. Medina) amongst the Emigrants, was `Abdullah bin Az-Zubair. They brought him to the Prophet. The Prophet took a date, and after chewing it, put its juice in his mouth. So the first thing that went into the child’s stomach, was the saliva of the Prophet.

56.) ANOINTING SALIVA OF MUHAMMAD

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 23, Number 360] “Narrated Jabir: The prophet came to (the grave of) Abdullah bin Ubai after his body was buried. The body was brought out and then the prophet put his saliva over the body and clothed it in his shirt.”

57.) MUHAMMAD USED TO PRAY WHILE DEFECATING

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 144] Narrated Anas: Whenever the Prophet went to answer the call of nature, he used to say, “Allah-umma inni a’udhu bika minal khubuthi wal khaba’ith i.e. O Allah, I seek Refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things (evil deeds and evil spirits).”

58.) MUHAMMAD FACED JERUSALEM WHILE ANSWERING THE CALL OF NATURE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 147] Narrated ‘Abdullah bin ‘Umar: People say, “Whenever you sit for answering the call of nature, you should not face the Qibla or Bait-ul-Maqdis (Jerusalem).” I told them. “Once I went up the roof of our house and I saw Allah’s Apostle answering the call of nature while sitting on two bricks facing Bait-ul-Maqdis (Jerusalem) but there was a screen covering him.

59.) MUHAMMAD HUMILIATED SATAN

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 22, Number 301]

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, “Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, ‘My Lord! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.’ Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated).”

60.) MUHAMMAD USED TO PRAY WHILE WITH SEMEN TRACES ON HIS CLOTHES

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 229] Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible).

61.) A WATER MIXED WITH DEAD DOGS AND MENSTRUAL CLOTHES IS PURE IN THE EYES OF MUHAMMAD

[Sunan Abu Dawud Book 1, Hadith 66 & 67] Narrated AbuSa’id al-Khudri: The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda’ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

62.) WICKED WIGS 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 6, Book 60, Number 409] Narrated Abdullah (bin Mus’ud): Allah’s Apostle has cursed the lady who uses false hair. 

63.) AN ABDOMEN HAS TOLD A LIE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 614] Narrated Abu Said: A man came to the prophet and said, ‘My brother has got loose motions. The Prophet said, Let him drink honey.” The man again (came) and said, ‘I made him drink (honey) but that made him worse.’ The Prophet said, ‘Allah has said the Truth, and the abdomen of your brother has told a lie.”

64.) ALLAH LOVES SNEEZING BUT DISLIKES YAWNING

[Sahh Bukhari Volume 8, Book 73, Number 245] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Allah loves sneezing but dislikes yawning; so if anyone of you sneezes and then praises Allah, every Muslim who hears him (praising Allah) has to say Tashmit to him. But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so if one of you yawns, he should try his best to stop it, for when anyone of you yawns, Satan laughs at him.”

65.) FOOD GLORIFIES ALLAH WHILE BEING EATEN

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 56, Number 779]

Narrated ‘Abdullah: We used to consider miracles as Allah’s Blessings, but you people consider them to be a warning. Once we were with Allah’s Apostle on a journey, and we ran short of water. He said, “Bring the water remaining with you.” The people brought a utensil containing a little water. He placed his hand in it and said, “Come to the blessed water, and the Blessing is from Allah.” I saw the water flowing from among the fingers of Allah’s Apostle , and no doubt, we heard the meal glorifying Allah, when it was being eaten (by him). 

66.) THE GLORY OF ALLAH SINGS WHEN MUHAMMAD BURNED THE ANTS 

[Sahih Muslim 2241a] 

Abu Huraira reported Messenger of Allah as saying: An ant had bitten a Prophet (one amongst the earlier Prophets) and he ordered that the colony of the ants should be burnt. And Allah revealed to him:” Because of an ant’s bite you have burnt a community from amongst the communities which sings My glory.”

67.) A MAN WHO ATE GARLIC CANNOT ENTER A MOSQUE

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 65, Number 362] Narrated ‘Abdul ‘Aziz: It was said to Anas “What did you hear the Prophet saying about garlic?” Anas replied, “Whoever has eaten (garlic) should not approach our mosque.”

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 12, Book 1, Number 813] “(Narrated ‘Ata): I heard Jabir bin Abdullah saying, ‘The prophet said, ‘Whoever eats (from) this plant (he meant garlic), should keep away from our mosque.’ I said, ‘What does he mean by that?’ He replied, ‘I think he means only raw garlic.’”

68.) THE RATS WHO WON’T DRINK CAMEL’S MILK BUT DRINK GOAT’S MILK ARE THE LOST GROUP OF ISRAELITES 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 524] Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it.” . . . 

69.) THE CHILD WILL RESEMBLE THE PARENT WHO GETS SEXUAL DISCHARGE FIRST 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 55, Number 546] The prophet declared, “As for the resemblance of the child to its parents; if a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets a discharge first, the child will resemble the father, and if the woman gets her discharge first, the child will resemble her.”

COMMENT: Scientists tell us that it is genetics, not “discharges” that affect a child’s physical characteristics.

70.) THE SUN SETS IN A SPRING OF HOT WATER

[Sunan Abu Dawud, 3991] Abu Dharr said: “I was sitting behind the Apostle of Allah who was riding a donkey while the sun was setting. He asked: ‘Do you know where this sets?’ I replied: ‘Allah and his Apostle know best.’ He said: ‘It sets in a spring of warm water.’

71.) MUHAMMAD’S PROPHETHOOD WAS CONFIRMED WITH HIS HAIRY MOLE

[Sahih Muslim, Book 030, Number 5793] 

“Abdullah b. Sarjis reported: I saw Allah’s apostle and ate with him bread and meat, or he said Tharid (bread soaked in soup). I said to him: Did Allah’s apostle seek forgiveness for you? He said: Yes, and for you, and he then recited this verse: ‘Ask forgiveness for thy sin and for the believing men and believing women’ (xlvii 19). I then went after him and saw the Seal of Prophethood between his shoulders on the left side of his shoulders having spots on it like hairy moles” 

[Seal of Prophesy, The Dictionary of Islam by T.P. Hughes] 

Khatimu ‘n-Nubuwah. A mole of an unusual size on the Prophets back, which is said to have been the divine seal which, according to the predictions of the Scriptures, marked Muhammad as the “Seal of the Prophets,” Khatimu’n Nabiyin. 

72.) MUHAMMAD WAS TERRIFIED BY ECLIPSE THINKING THAT IT WAS THE HOUR OF JUDGMENT

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 18, Number 167] “The sun eclipsed and the prophet jumped up terrified that it might be the Hour of Judgment” 

COMMENT: This is one of the proofs that Muhammad was not inspired by God. He was so afraid of the Judgment Hour because he’s a wicked man. In contrast, the apostles of Christ were not afraid to die because they were sure that God Jesus would reward them in the afterlife.

73.) TRANSPARENT-SKINNED WOMEN IN ALLAH’S PARADISE

[Sahih al-Bukhari 3246]

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Messenger said, “The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like a full moon; and those who will enter next will be (glittering) like the brightest star. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have no enmity amongst themselves, and everyone of them shall have two wives, each of whom will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the flesh 

74.) TO DRINK IN SILVER UTENSIL IS TO FILL ONE’S STOMACH WITH HELLFIRE
 

[Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 69, Number 538] Narrated Um Salama: (the wife of the Prophet) Allah’s Apostle said, “He who drinks in silver utensils is only filling his abdomen with Hell Fire.” 

[Sunan Ibn Majah 3413] It was narrated from Umm Salamah that the Messenger of Allah said: “The one who drinks from a silver vessel is swallowing Hell-fire into his belly.” 

75.) BURAQ (A FLYING ANIMAL) WAS AWESTRUCK BY MUHAMMAD’S IMMENSE HONOR THAT CAUSED IT TO SWEAT PROFUSELY 

[Jami` at-Tirmidhi 3131] Narrated Anas: that Al-Buraq was brought to the Prophet (ﷺ) on the Night of Isra, saddled and reined, but he shied from him. So Jibra’il said to him: “is it from Muhammad that you do this? By your Lord! There is no one more honorable to your Lord than him.” He said: “Then he started sweating profusely.”

Author: Renz Pejana Silawan

The author is just a simple man, He was a carving and carpentry sub-contractor. But lately, he discovered that his true passion is writing. He studied at the University of San Jose-Recoletos, took up Bachelor of Science in Industrial Engineering. The fear of death knocked on his mind when he aquired 3 lumps on his neck in 2010. He realized that the most important thing to a man is eternal life. He found out that the Bible is consistent in its teaching and backed up by spiritual and physical evidences. Today, he is happy knowing that there is a God who will receive him in the afterlife. And he wants to share this discovery to all people who are willing to accept this good news.

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