Allah is sexual

Muslims often ridicule Christians for worshiping Jesus because, they argue, He was only a man. They cite certain passages from the Bible as proof that God is not a man. Yet, unknown to them, their own religion teaches what they interpret as a human-like god—a male being whose penis is uncircumcised.

Since Allah, the God of Muslims, is described in these sources as having a penis, the argument follows that He would be capable of having sexual intercourse with females and begetting a child. Allah also disclosed why He cannot have a son: according to the argument presented, it is because He has no wife. This god is further described as being capable of having sex with female angels and houris if He so desires.

Allah confined virgin girls, known as houris, inside pavilions in Jannah for successful Muslim men to have sexual relations with. Through Muhammad, Allah allegedly assured believers that the vagina of an houri remains perpetually tight, no matter how many times it is penetrated, and is described as extremely pleasurable. According to these accounts, if you were to have sex with an houri in this world, you would faint from the overwhelming pleasure. In contrast, you would not faint if you had sex with her in Jannah because Allah would give you sexual strength equal to that of one hundred men.

Based on these teachings, we can conclude that Allah is portrayed as a sexual god and that Islam is a highly physical religion. The Islamic writings below are presented as evidence for the teachings mentioned above:

1.) Allah is the Messiah, therefore He is a male man

[Sahih al-Bukhari 7407] Narrated `Abdullah: Ad-Dajjal was mentioned in the presence of the Prophet. The Prophet said, “Allah is not hidden from you; He is not one-eyed,” and pointed with his hand towards his eye, adding, “While Al-Masih Ad- Dajjal is blind in the right eye and his eye looks like a protruding grape.”

[Riyad as-Salihin 1819] ‘Abdullah bin ‘Umar (May Allah be pleased with them) said: One day the Messenger of Allah mentioned Al-Masih Dajjal (the Antichrist) in the presence of the people and said, “Verily, Allah is not one-eyed but Al-Masih Ad-Dajjal is blind in the right eye which looks like a swollen grape.”

COMMENT: According to the reports above, the False Messiah (Al-Masih ad-Dajjal) has the same appearance as Allah, except for their eyes, because the False Messiah is blind in his right eye. Based on this contrast, one could argue that Allah is the real Messiah, or that Allah and Jesus the Messiah are one.

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2.) Muhammad saw the uncircumcised penis of Allah, so He is human 

[Sahih al-Bukhari 6525] Narrated by Ibn ‘Abbas: I heard Allah’s Apostle while he was delivering a sermon on a pulpit, saying, “You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, and uncircumcised.” 

_Read: Allah is uncircumcised

3.) Allah has full-breasted women (houris) closely guarded in His pavilions in Jannah 

[Quran 55:70-74] Wherein (are found) the good and beautiful – Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? – Fair ones, close-guarded in pavilions – Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched

[Quran 78:33] and full-breasted women of equal age 

COMMENT: Why would Allah, who is supposedly the Most Merciful, confine sexually attractive girls to His pavilion? And what is He doing with these women whom He described as sexually attractive?

4.) Allah cannot have a son because He has no wife 

[Quran 6:101] He is the Originator of the heavens and the earth. How can He have a son when He never had a wife? He created everything, and He knows everything

COMMENT: The reason Allah cannot beget a son is that He has no wife. Therefore, if Allah had a wife, He could impregnate her and have children. 

5.) Allah can have sexual diversion with the houris or angels in His Jannah if he wants to 

[Quran 21:17] Had We intended to take a pastime (i.e. a wife or a son, etc.), We could surely have taken it from Us, if We were going to do (that).

Al-Jalalyn commentary: 

Had We desired to find some diversion, that which provides diversion, in the way of a partner or a child, We would have found it with Ourselves, from among the beautiful-eyed houris or angels, were We to do [so]. But We did not do so, thus We never desired it. 

Ibn Abbas commentary:

. . if We wished to have a wife; and it is also said that this means: if We wished to have children, (We could have found it in Our presence) from Us from among the maidens of Paradise (if We ever did) and We will never do this. 

COMMENT: This would imply that Allah is capable of having sexual relations with the houris and angels in Jannah, which, according to the statement attributed to Muhammad, would be consistent with the claim that He has a penis. It would also imply that He is capable of impregnating them and begetting children but simply chooses not to do so.

6.) Allah testified through Muhammad that the vaginas of the houris are utterly delicious 

[Sunan Ibn Majah 4337]

“Abu Umama narrated: “The Messenger of Allah said, ‘Everyone that Allah admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the (female) dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis” 

[Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur’an, p. 351]

Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas. 

COMMENT: Allah finds the vaginas of the girls in Jannah utterly delicious. This would suggest that He is capable of experiencing sexual desire and that He has tasted the vaginas of these girls.

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