The Hadiths record the weirdness of Muhammad’s statements that you can’t help but to think he has an unsound mind. The following are some of his weird actions and stupid teachings;
1. MUHAMMAD WORE HIS WIVES’ DRESS, AND REVELATION ONLY CAME WHEN HE WORE AISHA’S DRESS
[Sahih al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2393 & Sahi Muslim 4472]
Then the group who sided with Um Salamah came to Um Salamah and asked her to tell the prophet that he should command the people that if any of them had a gift to give to the prophet, they should give it to him in whatever house of his wives the prophet was in at the time.
So Um Salamah went and talked with the prophet but he did not respond to her. When the group asked her what the prophet said she told them that he did not respond. So they asked her to go talk to him again until he responds… then the prophet said to her, “Do not hurt me with Aisha, for the inspiration did not come upon me when I was in a women’s garment [fee thawb imra’ah] except that of Aisha.”
2. MUHAMMAD SPAT A LITTLE BOY
[Bukhari Kitabul Ilm vol.2, hadith 77 & Sahi Bukhari 1:3:77] Mahmood bin Rabi narrates, “I still remember when I was five years old, the Holy Prophet rinsed his mouth and then spat the water into mine”
3. MUHAMMAD TESTIFIED THAT MOSES BEAT THE STONE THAT RAN AWAY HIS CLOTHES
[Sahih al-Bukhari 278]
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, ‘The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, “My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone.” Abu Huraira added, “By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating.”
4. MUHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT ALLAH HAS PENIS WHICH IS UNCIRCUMCISED
[Sahih al-Bukhari 6524 & 6525] Narrated Ibn `Abbas: The Prophet said, “You will meet Allah barefooted, naked, walking on feet, and uncircumcised.”
5. MUHAMMAD TESTIFIED THAT THE PENIS OF JOHN THE BAPTIST IS AS THIN AS STRAW
[The Quran and its Interpreters, vol. II: The House of Imran: (State University of New York Press (SUNY), Albany, 1992, p. 109)]
“… ‘Everyone of the sons of Adam shall come on the day of resurrection with a sin [of sexual impropriety], except Yahya (John the Baptist) b. Zechariah.’ Then, picking up a tiny straw, he continued, ‘This is because his generative organ was no bigger than this straw”
6. MUHAMAMD SAID, THE HELLFIRE COMPLAINS TO ALLAH
[Sahih al-Bukhari 3260] Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “The (Hell) Fire complained to its Lord saying, ‘O my Lord! My different parts eat up each other.’ So, He allowed it to take two breaths, one in the winter and the other in summer, and this is the reason for the severe heat and the bitter cold you find (in weather).”
7. MUHAMMAD CLAIMED THAT SATAN URINATES IN A MAN’S EAR
[Sahih al-Bukhari 1144] Narrated ‘Abdullah : A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h.) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”
8. A WATER MIXED WITH DEAD DOGS AND MENSTRUAL BLOOD IS STILL PURE IN THE EYES OF MUHAMMAD
[Sunan Abu Dawud Book 1, Hadith 66 & 67] Narrated AbuSa’id al-Khudri: The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda’ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
9. MUHAMMAD BELIEVED THAT THERE ARE SUPERGIANT GOATS AND MOUNTAIN IN THE OUTERSPACE
[Sunan Abu Dawud 40:4705/ Hadith 4723]
Narrated Al-Abbas ibn AbdulMuttalib: I was sitting in al-Batha with a company among whom the Messenger of Allah was sitting, when a cloud passed above them. The Messenger of Allah looked at it and said: What do you call this? They said: Sahab. He said: And muzn? They said: And muzn. He said: And anan? They said: And anan. AbuDawud said: I am not quite confident about the word anan. He asked: Do you know the distance between Heaven and Earth? They replied: We do not know. He then said: The distance between them is seventy-one, seventy-two, or seventy-three years. The heaven which is above it is at a similar distance (going on till he counted seven heavens). Above the seventh heaven there is a sea, the distance between whose surface and bottom is like that between one heaven and the next. Above that there are eight mountain goats the distance between whose hoofs and haunches is like the distance between one heaven and the next. Then Allah, the Blessed and the Exalted, is above that.
10. MUHAMMAD SAID THAT SATAN FARTS LOUDLY
[Bukhari Volume 1, Book 11, Number 582]“Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s apostle said, ‘When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and farts with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed.’”
11. MUHAMMAD BELIEVED THAT THERE ARE EVER-TIGHT VAGINAS AND EVER-ERECT PENISES IN ALLAH’S PARADISE
[Sunan Ibn Majah, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39] “Abu Umama narrated: “The Messenger of God said, ‘Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis”
[Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur’an, p. 351] Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
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